Joke of the Day

The death of Doreimon.

Toy Story: Alternate Ending

Joke of the Day

Based on true events

Joke 1

Nurse: Marino.... Syril..

(calling my name without looking at me)

Nurse: Kelan ka unang niregla?

(Everyone in the room laughed)

Syril: (manly voice) 'Di pa ko nireregla...

(Everybody laughed)

Joke 2

Doctor: (on the otherside of the curtain) Hubarin mo lahat tira mo lang brief mo..
(Doctor went on the otherside of the curtain)

Doctor: Wala kang brief???

Syril: Wala po... boxers lang.

Resignation Letter: Unrated

Captain N: The Game Master

I tried this activity once. Funny result.

You may want try it here.

Puto Family Tree

Anak ng Puto

Putong Ina

Fail: Google translate's "pekpek"

Try this:
1. Go to translate.google.com
2. Set it to Filipino to English
3. Type pekpek and hit translate

Epic Fail

I hope Google will seek some help in getting some good translations. Excuse me girls, but pekpek should be the female reproduction organ -- vagina. I hope this blog might caught their attention.

Anyway, thanks to Google, we had a great laugh this morning... we called every expats in the office as pekpek.

Question of the Day

Question: Why most of the girl journalists have big boobs?

Morning Rush -- My Daily Routine

I'm wondering why I am always late.

This is my daily morning routine. It feels like my bed has 3 times more gravitational pull than Earth. Do we have the same theory?

Joke of the Day

No woman, no cry - Bob Marley